I Do Not Eat Children

$15.99

“A monster claims he would never eat a child as the children playing around him suspiciously disappear one by one”–

3 in stock

Description

A smooth-talking monster gets whats coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of Theres a Monster in Your Book and We Dont Eat Our Classmates.

A big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground…but dont worry! He would never eat a child. What do you think he is…a MONSTER? And kids are definitely not disappearing every time you turn a page. Youre imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever, ever—oops! There goes another kid….

This laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what hes up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.

Additional information

Weight 1.15 lbs
Dimensions 11 × 0.32 × 8.5 in
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